Mr. Kutcher has 2 million Twitter followers, which one could speculate could generate enough bad PR to hurt Twitter pretty badly. Read more about his tweets on CNN.com. Some excerpts:

"Wow I hope this isn’t true. I really don’t like being sold out. May have to take a twitter hiatus."

Demi Moore, Mr. Kutcher’s wife, also threatened to shut down her Twitter account:

"I hope this isn’t true — if it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!" Moore tweeted Monday.

What do you think? Would Twitter be better off with or without Kutcher? Sound off.

@thespaghetticat

SWAIM (Slander Without Any Inherent Meaning) is one of my favorite sections at cracked.com. I particularly like the video about “rap-talker” Speak (“Stop the War”). With such prose as:

“sometimes people make a war”

“Tupac Shakur rest in peace…”

Doesn’t sound funny now but just watch, I won’t ruin it. Comment away.

We laugh because it’s true. So make sure you retweet this post to all your followers!!111!!

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The Webby Awards is thrilled to honor Seth MacFarlane with the Webby Award for Film and Video Person of the Year, in recognition of his Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy animated videos distributed through Google’s content network and on sethcomedy.com. Truly embracing the power of the Internet to reach an audience, MacFarlane has boldly stepped into the arena of original web content-meets-advertising, successfully lending his creativity and humor to a burgeoning industry.

Here is one of our favorites from Seth’s site (warning: language):

Among the other Webby Awards winners of 2009 are Trent Reznor, Jimmy Fallon, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Silverman and Twitter. Read more about the award winners here. The 13th Annual Webby Awards Celebration will be held June 8, 2009 in New York City.

Congratulations, Seth.

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

…which of course is a perfect time to look at the original “Jizz in my Pants” video by Lonely Island:

Which one gets your vote?

In an interview with Christianity Today, Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher had some choice opinions on homosexuals (emphasis mine):

Q: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?
A: At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary—it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do—what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.

Not a slur? Really? Come on, Joe. You wouldn’t call a black guy the n-word to his face, would you? Run for your lives, kids, QUEERS!

Excuse me, your myopic and ignorant worldview is showing, jackass.

This is either the most incredibly brilliant idea by anyone ever, or this chick is terribly self-obsessed. Not sure what to make of it, but it actually made me crack up until about halfway the nearly 2 minute long segment. And that was the incredible part about it: I couldn’t figure out if I’d wasted my life on some chick’s obsession with herself, or whether I’d just witnessed 2 minutes of pure genius. You be the judge:

He went from this:

To this:

THE SPAGHETTI CAT predicts that “Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts” will become the catchphrase of 2009.

Hey, how’s that honeymoon treating you two? What’s that? I can’t hear you, your voice is muffled behind the mask you’re wearing half naked, strolling on the beach in the sun! Talk about weird tan lines…

Thanks for posing for this photo-op with the masks on like a true couple of jackasses. At least there’s one thing we know you’re not fake about: your fear of contracting an awful, potentially fatal virus.

On the bright side, now at least we don’t have to see Spencer’s creepy flesh colored beard.

Special thanks to dlisted.com for the photo.

Update 1: I prefer the word jackass.