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The 6 Worst ‘Professional’ Music Videos on the Web

thespaghetticat — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:48:32 +0000

This is a really great compilation of shitty music videos that are, incredibly, real.

The 6 Worst ‘Professional’ Music Videos on the Web — powered by Cracked.com

SWAIM (Slander Without Any Inherent Meaning) is one of my favorite sections at cracked.com. I particularly like the video about “rap-talker” Speak (“Stop the War”). With such prose as:

“sometimes people make a war”

“Tupac Shakur rest in peace…”

Doesn’t sound funny now but just watch, I won’t ruin it. Comment away.

Celebrity Twitter Overkill

thespaghetticat — Wed, 13 May 2009 14:32:58 +0000

Hilarious Celebrity Twitter Overkill animated short from current.tv SuperNews:

We laugh because it’s true. So make sure you retweet this post to all your followers!!111!!

pwned

thespaghetticat — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:53:56 +0000

New at Archie McPhee’s, your very own PWNED pennant:

Here is the description:

Take this PWNED pennant with you to your next LAN party. "PWNED" is a mispelling of the word "owned" adopted by Internet gamers to describe a crushing defeat. Each 25" long pennant is made of soft felt.

Show your true geekdom and get one for $4.95.

It’s five bucks, don’t be a cheapskate.

Click this link for more information.

Seth McFarlane wins a 2009 Webby Award

thespaghetticat — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:10:30 +0000

If you are a fan of Family Guy or American Dad, you’re familiar with the awesomeness that is Seth McFarlane. But did you know he has his own website at sethcomedy.com? As with all of McFarlane’s comedy antics, his characters are funny, stupid, profane, sometimes enlightening, and did we mention funny? According to the 2009 Webby Awards site, Seth McFarlane wins Film + Video Person of the Year for his work with sethcomedy.com and distribution in Google’s content network:

The Webby Awards is thrilled to honor Seth MacFarlane with the Webby Award for Film and Video Person of the Year, in recognition of his Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy animated videos distributed through Google’s content network and on sethcomedy.com. Truly embracing the power of the Internet to reach an audience, MacFarlane has boldly stepped into the arena of original web content-meets-advertising, successfully lending his creativity and humor to a burgeoning industry.

Here is one of our favorites from Seth’s site (warning: language):

Among the other Webby Awards winners of 2009 are Trent Reznor, Jimmy Fallon, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Silverman and Twitter. Read more about the award winners here. The 13th Annual Webby Awards Celebration will be held June 8, 2009 in New York City.

Congratulations, Seth.

Ms. Taken – Puke in my Mouth

thespaghetticat — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:03:45 +0000

Looks like the ladies over at mstaken.com have decided to offer up a response to last year’s smash SNL Digital Short, “Jizz in my Pants” by Lonely Island (Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg of SNL) in like kind: by going digital. The new digital short is called “Puke in my Mouth” and shows off a giant but convincing fake diamond engagement ring (available for sale at their site, of course) as a way to keep the drunk losers off:

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

…which of course is a perfect time to look at the original “Jizz in my Pants” video by Lonely Island:

Which one gets your vote?

Literally the same bizarre face in every photo.

admin — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:19:17 +0000

This is not my video, it’s one I came across tonight while checking out a video someone sent me. So I don’t approve of the opening title really but I could understand someone’s frustration in trying to figure out just what the fuck is going on with this chick and her pose.

This is either the most incredibly brilliant idea by anyone ever, or this chick is terribly self-obsessed. Not sure what to make of it, but it actually made me crack up until about halfway the nearly 2 minute long segment. And that was the incredible part about it: I couldn’t figure out if I’d wasted my life on some chick’s obsession with herself, or whether I’d just witnessed 2 minutes of pure genius. You be the judge:

Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic – Watch more Funny Videos

Great Moments in Jackassery: Speidi

admin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:59:07 +0000

This one almost wants to write itself: Speidi, the Swine Flu, and an epic Mexican honeymoon.

Hey, how’s that honeymoon treating you two? What’s that? I can’t hear you, your voice is muffled behind the mask you’re wearing half naked, strolling on the beach in the sun! Talk about weird tan lines…

Thanks for posing for this photo-op with the masks on like a true couple of jackasses. At least there’s one thing we know you’re not fake about: your fear of contracting an awful, potentially fatal virus.

On the bright side, now at least we don’t have to see Spencer’s creepy flesh colored beard.

Special thanks to dlisted.com for the photo.

Update 1: I prefer the word jackass.

Play Rock Band at your Peril.

admin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:58:11 +0000

So, you think you’re a Rock Band Rock Star, huh? Maybe girlfriends of the band don’t think so:

Hot Chicks Are Sick Of Rock Band – Watch more Funny Videos

Check out the guy still trying to play guitar as he’s going down, and the drummer not missing a beat even after his guitarist is hitting the floor.

Lesson: don’t be these two douchebags.

Bravo, ladies. Now that you’re free you can hang out with me-OW!