THE SPAGHETTI CAT

This is not my video, it’s one I came across tonight while checking out a video someone sent me. So I don’t approve of the opening title really but I could understand someone’s frustration in trying to figure out just what the fuck is going on with this chick and her pose.

This is either the most incredibly brilliant idea by anyone ever, or this chick is terribly self-obsessed. Not sure what to make of it, but it actually made me crack up until about halfway the nearly 2 minute long segment. And that was the incredible part about it: I couldn’t figure out if I’d wasted my life on some chick’s obsession with herself, or whether I’d just witnessed 2 minutes of pure genius. You be the judge:

Fresh out of getting his tongue practically bit off, Vince Shlomi is back on the scene and dropping his new mega-hit club track, Rap Chop.

He went from this:

To this:

THE SPAGHETTI CAT predicts that “Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts” will become the catchphrase of 2009.

This one almost wants to write itself: Speidi, the Swine Flu, and an epic Mexican honeymoon.

Hey, how’s that honeymoon treating you two? What’s that? I can’t hear you, your voice is muffled behind the mask you’re wearing half naked, strolling on the beach in the sun! Talk about weird tan lines…

Thanks for posing for this photo-op with the masks on like a true couple of jackasses. At least there’s one thing we know you’re not fake about: your fear of contracting an awful, potentially fatal virus.

On the bright side, now at least we don’t have to see Spencer’s creepy flesh colored beard.

Special thanks to dlisted.com for the photo.

Update 1: I prefer the word jackass.

So, you think you’re a Rock Band Rock Star, huh? Maybe girlfriends of the band don’t think so:

Check out the guy still trying to play guitar as he’s going down, and the drummer not missing a beat even after his guitarist is hitting the floor.

Lesson: don’t be these two douchebags.

Bravo, ladies. Now that you’re free you can hang out with me-OW!

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