Mr. Kutcher has 2 million Twitter followers, which one could speculate could generate enough bad PR to hurt Twitter pretty badly. Read more about his tweets on CNN.com. Some excerpts:

"Wow I hope this isn’t true. I really don’t like being sold out. May have to take a twitter hiatus."

Demi Moore, Mr. Kutcher’s wife, also threatened to shut down her Twitter account:

"I hope this isn’t true — if it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!" Moore tweeted Monday.

What do you think? Would Twitter be better off with or without Kutcher? Sound off.

@thespaghetticat

SWAIM (Slander Without Any Inherent Meaning) is one of my favorite sections at cracked.com. I particularly like the video about “rap-talker” Speak (“Stop the War”). With such prose as:

“sometimes people make a war”

“Tupac Shakur rest in peace…”

Doesn’t sound funny now but just watch, I won’t ruin it. Comment away.

We laugh because it’s true. So make sure you retweet this post to all your followers!!111!!

The Webby Awards is thrilled to honor Seth MacFarlane with the Webby Award for Film and Video Person of the Year, in recognition of his Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy animated videos distributed through Google’s content network and on sethcomedy.com. Truly embracing the power of the Internet to reach an audience, MacFarlane has boldly stepped into the arena of original web content-meets-advertising, successfully lending his creativity and humor to a burgeoning industry.

Here is one of our favorites from Seth’s site (warning: language):

Among the other Webby Awards winners of 2009 are Trent Reznor, Jimmy Fallon, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Silverman and Twitter. Read more about the award winners here. The 13th Annual Webby Awards Celebration will be held June 8, 2009 in New York City.

Congratulations, Seth.

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

…which of course is a perfect time to look at the original “Jizz in my Pants” video by Lonely Island:

Which one gets your vote?

This is either the most incredibly brilliant idea by anyone ever, or this chick is terribly self-obsessed. Not sure what to make of it, but it actually made me crack up until about halfway the nearly 2 minute long segment. And that was the incredible part about it: I couldn’t figure out if I’d wasted my life on some chick’s obsession with herself, or whether I’d just witnessed 2 minutes of pure genius. You be the judge:

He went from this:

To this:

THE SPAGHETTI CAT predicts that “Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts” will become the catchphrase of 2009.

Hey, how’s that honeymoon treating you two? What’s that? I can’t hear you, your voice is muffled behind the mask you’re wearing half naked, strolling on the beach in the sun! Talk about weird tan lines…

Thanks for posing for this photo-op with the masks on like a true couple of jackasses. At least there’s one thing we know you’re not fake about: your fear of contracting an awful, potentially fatal virus.

On the bright side, now at least we don’t have to see Spencer’s creepy flesh colored beard.

Special thanks to dlisted.com for the photo.

Update 1: I prefer the word jackass.

Check out the guy still trying to play guitar as he’s going down, and the drummer not missing a beat even after his guitarist is hitting the floor.

Lesson: don’t be these two douchebags.

Bravo, ladies. Now that you’re free you can hang out with me-OW!