THE SPAGHETTI CAT

According to CNN, Ashton Kutcher has threatened to stop Twittering after co-founder Biz Stone revealed Twitter has partnered with Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment to collaborate on a TV show to Variety magazine. The show, which is unscripted, would be "putting ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format" according to Biz Stone.

Mr. Kutcher has 2 million Twitter followers, which one could speculate could generate enough bad PR to hurt Twitter pretty badly. Read more about his tweets on CNN.com. Some excerpts:

"Wow I hope this isn’t true. I really don’t like being sold out. May have to take a twitter hiatus."

Demi Moore, Mr. Kutcher’s wife, also threatened to shut down her Twitter account:

"I hope this isn’t true — if it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!" Moore tweeted Monday.

What do you think? Would Twitter be better off with or without Kutcher? Sound off.

@thespaghetticat

This is a really great compilation of shitty music videos that are, incredibly, real.

SWAIM (Slander Without Any Inherent Meaning) is one of my favorite sections at cracked.com. I particularly like the video about “rap-talker” Speak (“Stop the War”). With such prose as:

“sometimes people make a war”

“Tupac Shakur rest in peace…”

Doesn’t sound funny now but just watch, I won’t ruin it. Comment away.

Hilarious Celebrity Twitter Overkill animated short from current.tv SuperNews:

We laugh because it’s true. So make sure you retweet this post to all your followers!!111!!

If you are a fan of Family Guy or American Dad, you’re familiar with the awesomeness that is Seth McFarlane. But did you know he has his own website at sethcomedy.com? As with all of McFarlane’s comedy antics, his characters are funny, stupid, profane, sometimes enlightening, and did we mention funny? According to the 2009 Webby Awards site, Seth McFarlane wins Film + Video Person of the Year for his work with sethcomedy.com and distribution in Google’s content network:

The Webby Awards is thrilled to honor Seth MacFarlane with the Webby Award for Film and Video Person of the Year, in recognition of his Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy animated videos distributed through Google’s content network and on sethcomedy.com. Truly embracing the power of the Internet to reach an audience, MacFarlane has boldly stepped into the arena of original web content-meets-advertising, successfully lending his creativity and humor to a burgeoning industry.

Here is one of our favorites from Seth’s site (warning: language):

Among the other Webby Awards winners of 2009 are Trent Reznor, Jimmy Fallon, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Silverman and Twitter. Read more about the award winners here. The 13th Annual Webby Awards Celebration will be held June 8, 2009 in New York City.

Congratulations, Seth.

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

…which of course is a perfect time to look at the original “Jizz in my Pants” video by Lonely Island:

Which one gets your vote?