THE SPAGHETTI CAT

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

…which of course is a perfect time to look at the original “Jizz in my Pants” video by Lonely Island:

Which one gets your vote?

In an interview with Christianity Today, Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher had some choice opinions on homosexuals (emphasis mine):

Q: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?
A: At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary—it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do—what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.

Not a slur? Really? Come on, Joe. You wouldn’t call a black guy the n-word to his face, would you? Run for your lives, kids, QUEERS!

Excuse me, your myopic and ignorant worldview is showing, jackass.

Do you like your news with a touch of street cred and racism?

TMZ.com is reporting that deceased rapper Tupac Shakur was spotted ‘drinking hand grenades on Bourbon Street in New Orleans’, with a grainy side-shot photo of a man who apparently looks a lot like Tupac Shakur:

For more grainy side photos of the ghost of Mr. Tupac Shakur, click the photo above and it will take you TMZ.com. What’s next, the Notorious B.I.G. is alive and well and living in Albuquerque, NM?

What do you think? Is this ‘Pac? Sound off in the comments section.

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